Gilmore Girls

Ever since they started showing that promo of Luke and Christopher about to throw down, I just knew I wasn't going to be in the holiday spirit until I saw their rivalry come to fisticuffs. Happy freaking holidays, people!
Before we get to the fighting, Chris and Lorelai spend about two seconds looking at houses before Christopher intelligently deduces that Lorelai's not so hot about leaving her house and Stars Hollow.
In good old Stars Hollow, Kirk is in a wrapping paper sales turf war with some middle school students. And he's making more money but the middle schoolers are definitely winning the intimidation round.
Lorelai sees Luke out walking with Liz and TJ's new baby. As she holds Doola and they chat about the weird name, she and Luke remember that they kind of like each other. Christopher sees them together and I'm pretty sure he also remembers Luke and Lorelai kind of like each other. Soon after, Christopher develops a sudden urge to procreate with Lorelai. He's offended when Lorelai wants to wait.
Logan finds out that Rory is hanging with Marty again and pretending to Lucy that they've never met. At dinner, jealous Logan blows the whistle on Rory and Marty's past friendship. Lucy's not entirely jazzed about the lie and runs off. Rory tells Logan he's obnoxious and he goes home early.
Emily is throwing Christopher and Lorelai a wedding party as only Emily can. The party is causing even more friction between Lorelai and Christopher. Lorelai scoffs at exchanging vows. Christopher grumps about the fact that it's all about Lorelai. He didn't realize that before?
Luke tries being reasonable about April but Ana is determined to keep April away from him. Luke goes to see a lawyer to seek custody of April. He has a pretty rough meeting with the lawyer and heads home. Christopher's been drinking after his argument with Lorelai.
And now, the moment I've been waiting for all season... boy fight! Christopher walks out of the bar; Luke gets out of his truck. They spot each other and - bam! - it is on. They get in a few punches and pretty much destroy the town's holiday decorations.
Rory attempts to apologize to Lucy but Lucy and Olivia want nothing to do with her. And, as if Lorelai didn't already have a few clues, Emily stops by to tell her that her marriage isn't going so well. The Gilmore girls are not having the best luck in love, people.